Friday, February 10, 2012

Ort Queen Part Deux

"When Teton is in ruin, you have my permission to die." -- Ort Queen


 The Ort Queen is going on a hunger strike. Her minion Mars Sturner is not here to eat her potato skins and onions. After her disgustingly rampant ort streak last year at the Tetons, she is now stealing all the food to take the joy of eating away from others. Lets just say nobody got any rice krispies last night. The weathers getting cold, but shes getting colder. Rebellion is on the horizon. The night is always darkest just before dawn.

Skinny J and Southern P, out

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